THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN

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3 hours ago
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quotesfromquoterist:

“I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips. And notice I charitably said girl and not person because let’s face it, I’d smoke all you bitches.”
Patrick from The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

quotesfromquoterist:

“I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips. And notice I charitably said girl and not person because let’s face it, I’d smoke all you bitches.”

Patrick from The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

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3 days ago
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Let Me Get This Straight.

kosherslice:

So a pro football player burns roughly 650 calories in 1 hour.

A dci member burns roughly up to 700 in a full run of an 11 minute show.

So is it a Marching field or a Football field?

It’s just band.

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2 hours ago
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bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

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2 days ago
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not-pizza:


cuntaggious:

-obliqueperfection-:

OMG IF YOU DON’T REBLOG I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN EVERYBODY NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG LIKE SERIOUSLY OMG KJSDAF VKJSD AHFJKR HFKJE

HOLY OMG I CANT I CANT


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not-pizza:

cuntaggious:

-obliqueperfection-:

OMG IF YOU DON’T REBLOG I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN EVERYBODY NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG LIKE SERIOUSLY OMG KJSDAF VKJSD AHFJKR HFKJE

HOLY OMG I CANT I CANT

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3 days ago
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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

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3 days ago
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trugazi:

this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

trugazi:

this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

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3 days ago
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Confessions is a public art project that invites people to anonymously share their confessions and see the confessions of the people around them in the heart of the Las Vegas strip.

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4 days ago
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